My relatives used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs, and say, “You’re next!” They stopped doing this, however, after I did the exact same thing to them at funerals.
‘Marriage & How To Avoid’ It is written by Guy Blews, whose irreverent, no-holds-barred attitude has earned him a huge following, not to mention a presenting slot on Men and Motors’ new makeover show with a difference, ‘All the Gear No Idea’. He currently lives in Malibu, California, and oddly enough, is still not married.
Love and Marriage According To Blews:
“You are told that family life is as much a certainty as death; you are not told that family life will probably lead you to your death…”
“What is the difference between a faithful husband and an unfaithful husband? One gets caught”
“There is no trust, love and belief in marriage – if there was, there would be no need for marriage in the first place”
“There is only one way to keep sex going during marriage – have an affair”
“If we do not marry, then we do not divorce. And prevention is always better than cure”
And that’s just the beginning!
GB
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